"Kids, this is the story of how your Uncle Barney wore high heels and gave Sting a lap dance…"
-Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother,
welcome to tumblr where we are judgmental about being judgmental because being judgmental is bad
When 6th graders complain about how hard school is
#tbt to gettin on that giant @chordover torso w/ @msleamichele
This is absolutely disgusting! Instead of spending that money to help homeless people, you know some of the weakest members of our society who need the protection the most, they’re installing fucking spikes!? (That btw, you paid for.) And you have to pay to sit on a fucking bench? I’m guessing that money will also go to another horrible idea… I would almost get a load of old couches and dump them everywhere those stupid spikes are.
The thing is, we could solve the homelessness problem, but no, no, we have to terrorize them because showing compassion would only be humane and that is something humanity outgrew ages ago.
holy shit this is so dystopian you’re literally going to stab someone for not having a house to sleep in. And people need to pay to sit on a fucking bench.
primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back
JOHN GREEN MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER
did this really happen? are you fucking kidding me?
When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.
“abortion is a permanent decision”
so is…having baby…..