a villain that became a villain not because they seek vengeance or crave power but because villains always have better one-liners, outfits, and musical numbers
so my mom needed a dress for a wedding so she went to neiman marcus and tried this on and sneaked some pictures
then she showed them to my grandmother and with almost a 50 year sewing career she made an exact replica of the dress for her
no one tops my grandma tbh
You illegally downloaded a dress…
reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS. Let’s show the world that there’s a 1 in 3 chance that we’re kind of a dangerous person to be around.
DOES FANNY MEAN SOMETHING DIFFERENT IN AMERICA BECAUSE PEOPLE DO NOT “SHAKE THEIR FANNY” HERE OKAY THEY JUST DONT
wait what does fanny mean in england
in america fanny means butt because we don’t have vaginas. the government refuses to acknowledge their existence.
hands over ownership of this post 2 u
you don’t choose to ship spirk
spirk gets right up in your face and beams at you like a smitten puppy until you fall to the ground, tears in your eyes, quietly whispering "these idiots are in love"
i understand that school is important and education is important but i feel like there’s a huge difference between a healthy amount of challenge in order to do better and being so stressed about school that you break down and cry
what if the voice inside your head is your soulmate’s
well then my soulmate sure is an asshole
why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom
because freedom rings
stop unfollowing me